Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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