Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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