Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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