my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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