hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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