She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You have to summon your inner elephant
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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