getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I didn't notice because vodka
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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