Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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