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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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