Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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