I cannot find my penis.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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