Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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