She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
