you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize