Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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