Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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