I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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