Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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