Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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