I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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