Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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