She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
