i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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