you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I am available for nakedness
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