Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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