So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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