just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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