Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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