she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I got inside last night via doggy door
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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