i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
and you said cock pushups were impossible
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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