I must be too annoying 4 u.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
