I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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