Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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