Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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