I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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