I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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