Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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