So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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