Define "chronic" masturbator.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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