awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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