I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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