HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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