I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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