She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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