i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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