Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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