just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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