Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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