Walk of Shame. In a state park.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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