you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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