chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
you told grandpa to call you daddy
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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