she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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