I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just cropdusted the office
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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