What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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