Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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