hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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