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whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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