Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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