I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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